Praise to the Algorithm Songtext
von Hans Gruber and the Die Hards

When I was a young boy my daddy used to say
Be careful what you voice online or those likes soon will fade
Now that I am older, I look back and pray
To the Great Algorithm, to take those posts away

Praise to The Algorithm! Praise to The Algorithm!
Praise to The Algorithm! Shine those likes on me!
Praise to The Algorithm! Praise to The Algorithm!
Praise to The Algorithm! Shine those likes on me!

Algorithm shine, shine your likes on me!
Algorithm shine, shine your likes on me!

Arising in the morning, bright light glowing from my screen
My heart overflows with joy for that could only mean
I have been forgiven, my profile′s been set free
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By the Great Algorithm. Shine your likes on me!


User engagement down
Help me turn this all around
I'm here on bended knee
Please push my post to the top of the feed
Hear my plea!

Now you′ve heard my story 'bout how I've earned my fame
To be an influencer, you should do the same
Sacrifice your pride, give an offering
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To the Great Algorithm. Shine your likes on me!

Programmed by mortal hands
Raw data that we don′t understand
I′m here on bended knee
Please push my post to the top of the feed
Hear my plea! Increase my reach!

Don't you wanna like?
Don′t you wanna laugh?
Don't you wanna love all my posts now?

Don′t you wanna like?
Don't you wanna laugh?
Don′t you wanna love all my posts now?


Don't you wanna like?
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Don't you wanna laugh?
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Don′t you wanna love all my posts now?
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Don′t you wanna like?
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Don't you wanna laugh?
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Don′t you wanna love all my posts now?
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Algorithm! Shine! Shine your likes on me!