No No Bronto Songtext
von Hans Gruber and the Die Hards

The land before time got it all smooing wrong
There never was a brontosaurus all along

1880s brought on the bone race
Two scientists bidding for 1st place

Paleontological supremacy

Discovery a must with legends to be made
But at what price will science be betrayed

Never was a brontosaur


Self sabotage and fraud, deceit and lies
Exploding the remains from prying eyes

Destroying unfound fossils

Exhausted their wealth, died in disgrace
Still they found one, three, six, dino race

Just not the brontosaur

′Cause of this hoax we were treated to a lie,
An ever growing list of brontosaurus falsified
Gertie the Dino, Lost World and Dino
Sinclair, Littlefoot, and Baby aren't real


You′re not my dinosaur
Bronto-no no no more