The Ballad of Hard Luck Henry 1968 Songtext
von Hank Snow

Now, wouldn′t you expect to find a man an awful crank
That's staked out nigh 300 claims and every one a blank?
That′s followed every fool's stampede and seen the rise and fall
Of camps where men got golden chunks and he got none at all?
That's prospected a bit of ground and sold it for a song
To see it yield a fortune to some fool that came along?
That sunk a dozen bedrock holes and not a speck in sight
Yet sees them take a million from the claims to left and right?

Now, aren′t things like that enough to drive a man to booze?
But Hard Luck Smith was hoodoo-proof, he knew the way to lose
′Twas in the fall of 1904, leap year I've heard him say
When Hard Luck came to Hunker Creek and took a hillside lay
And lo, as if to make amends for all the futile past
Late in the year he struck it rich, the real pay streak at last
The riffles of his sluicing box were choked with speckled earth
And night and day he worked that lay for all that he was worth


And when in chill December′s gloom his lucky lease expired
He found that he had made a stake as big as he desired
One day while meditating on the waywardness of fate
He felt the ache of lonely man to find a fitting mate
A petticoated par to cheer his solitary life
A woman with soft soothing ways, a confidante, a wife
And while he cooked his supper on his little Yukon stove
He wished that he had staked a claim in love's rich treasure trove

When suddenly he paused and held aloft a Yukon egg
For there in pencil letters was the magic name of Peg
You know these Yukon eggs of ours, some pink, some green, some blue
A dollar per, assorted tints, assorted flavors too
The supercilious T′Chico might designate them high
But one acquires a taste for them and likes them by and by
Well, Hard Luck Henry took this egg and held it to the light
And there was more faint pencil that sorely taxed his sight

At last he made it out and then the legend ran like this
"Will Klondike miner a right to peg? Plum Hollow, Squashville, Wis."
That night he got to thinking of this far-off unknown fair
And it seemed so sort of opportune, an answer to his prayer
She fitted sweetly through his dreams, she haunted him by day
She smiled through clouds of nicotine, she cheered his weary way
At last he yielded to the spell, his course of love he set
Wisconsin his objective point, his object, Margaret


With every mile of sea and land his longing grew and grew
He practiced all his pretty words, and these I fear were few
At last one frosty evening with a cold chill down his spine
He found himself before her house, the threshold of the shrine
His courage flickered to a spark, then glowed with sudden flame
He knocked, he heard a welcome word, she came, his goddess came
Oh, she was fair as any flower, and huskily he spoke
"I'm all the way from Klondike with a mighty heavy poke
I′m looking for a lassie, one whose Christian name is Peg
Who sought a Klondike miner and who wrote it on an egg"

The lassie gazed at him a-space, her cheeks grew rosy red
She gazed at him with tear-bright eyes, then tenderly she said
"Yes, lonely Klondike Miner, it is true my name is Peg
It's also true I long for you and I wrote it on an egg
My heart went out to someone in that land of night and cold
But oh, I fear that Yukon egg must have been mighty old
I've waited long, I′ve hoped and feared, you should have come before
I′ve been a wedded woman now for 18 months or more
I'm sorry since you′ve come so far, you ain't the one that wins
But, won′t you take a step inside, I'll let you see the twins?"