Look At This Face Songtext
von Handsome Boy Modeling School

(Feat. Chris Elliot)

[Chris Elliot: "Get a Life"]
Look at this face, what do you see?
Look at it Dad, what do you see?
What do you see? Say it, say it!
Uhh ayuahh it′s a face!
Yeah but what kind of face?
Uhh, pale. pasty. psychotic
No Dad!
It's a neatly chiseled, well groomed, drop dead handsome face!

[Violin music starts]
Sparkles - professional male model.
Sparkles - professional male model.


[1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
[2:] Oh my God they′re gorgeous!
[1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
[2:] Oh my God they're gorgeous!
[1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
[1:] You must 1: You must 1: You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
[1:] You you You must 1: You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
[1:] You must 1: You must 1: You must be another Handsome Boy graduate

[Chris Elliot]
I'm gonna become, a male model
I′m like a rough diamond that just needs a little polishing, that′s all
And that's exactly what Handsome Boy Modeling School′s gonna do for me

[2:] Oh my God they're gorgeous!
[1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate .
[1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate .

[3:] Handsome Boy Modeling School wants handsome fellas
To train to become successful male models.
Bring your beautiful face, and a check for $60

[2:] Oh my God they′re gorgeous!
[1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
[2:] Oh my God they're gorgeous!
[1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
[2:] Oh my God they′re gorgeous!