Flamboyance of Flamingos Songtext
von Halfcast

Francis frolicked in the flatlands
Fascinated, he focused on some faraway figments
Were these faded figures friend or foe?
Finally, with full force, the freakish forms took flight
The familiar feeling of fear flashed over Francis, and he froze
For festinating into the foreground was a furious flock of flamingos


Francis feebly forged through the forest
What fetid fortune to fumble upon these feral fellows
Their fuchsia feathers flapping them further forward
Following him faster and faster
The falcated fowl fell upon him in a frenzy
Out flanked and filled with fright
Francis fled from a fleet of fifteen thousand flamingos

Francis was found forsaken in a field
Failing to fend off the ferocious fiends
His fingers and femur fractured; his flesh flayed from foot to forehead
Fatally flattened from a flamboyance of flamingos