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von Half Man Half Biscuit

Checkmate
Dennis Bell of Torquay
Too late
With your N at e3
Good game sir
Do you want another bout?
Well Dennis ain′t replying
Cause he just signed out
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Deep Blue
In '97 I voted for you
As Sports Personality of the Year
I thought at least
You′d get the Overseas
'Cos when all is said and done
You're not like some of these
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Cetshwayo got a shock
When he attacked Rorke′s Drift
But he didn′t get stroppy
And he didn't get miffed
Ernie Shackleton retreated
Close to the Pole
He didn′t want men dying
To achieve his goal
But did he get a cob on
No he gave a little grin
Heed this Dennis Bell
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