The Bug Collector Songtext
von Haley Heynderickx

And there′s a centipede
Naked in your bedroom
Oh and you swear to God
The fucker's out to get you

And I digress
′Cause I must make you the perfect morning
I try my best
To scoop the slugger out the window

And there's a praying mantis
Prancing on your bathtub
And you swear it's a priest
From a past life out to getcha


And I digress
′Cause I must make you the perfect evening
I try my best
To put the priest inside a jam jar

And there′s a millipede
Angry on your carpet
Oh and I must admit
He's staring with a vengeance

Oh and I digress
′Cause I must make you the perfect morning
And I try my best
To prove that nothing's out to get you

To prove that nothing′s out to get you