Cupid’s Chokehold Songtext
von Gym Class Heroes feat. Patrick Stump

Ba-ba-da-da, ba-ba-da-da
Ba-ba-da-da, ba-ba-da-da, ba-ba-da-da

Take a look at my girlfriend
She′s the only one I got (ba-ba-da-da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba-ba-da-da, ba-ba-da-da)

It's been some time since we last spoke
This is gonna sound like a bad joke
But momma I fell in love again
It′s safe to say I have a new girlfriend

And I know it sounds so old
But Cupid got me in a chokehold
And I'm afraid I might give in
Towel's on the mat, my white flag is wavin′ (ba-ba-da-da)

I mean she even cooks me pancakes
And Alka-Seltzer when my tummy aches
If that ain′t love then I don't know what love is


We even got a secret handshake
And she loves the music that my band makes
I know I′m young but if I had to choose her or the sun
I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun (ba-ba-da-da, ba-ba-da-da)

Take a look at my girlfriend
She′s the only one I got (ba-ba-da-da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba-ba-da-da, ba-ba-da-da)

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba-ba-da-da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba-ba-da-da, ba-ba-da-da)

It′s been a while since we talked last
And I'm tryin' hard not to talk fast
But dad I′m finally thinkin′ I may have found the one
Type of girl that will make you way proud of your son

And I know you heard the last song
About the girls that didn't last long
But I promise this is on a whole new plane
I can tell by the way she says my name (ba-ba-da-da)

I love it when she calls my phone
She even got her very own ringtone
If that ain′t love then I don't know what love is (ba-ba-da-da)


It′s gonna be a long drive home
But I know as soon as I arrive home
And I open the door, take off my coat and throw my bag on the floor
She'll be back into my arms once more for sure like

Take a look at my girlfriend
She′s the only one I got (ba-ba-da-da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba-ba-da-da, ba-ba-da-da)

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba-ba-da-da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba-ba-da-da, ba-ba-da-da)

She's got a smile that′ll make the most senile
Annoying old man bite his tongue (I′m not done)
She's got eyes comparable to sunrise
And it doesn′t stop there (man I swear)
She's got porcelain skin of course she′s a ten
And now she's even got her own song (but movin′ on)

She's got the cutest laugh I ever heard
And we can be on the phone for three hours (not sayin' one word)
And I would still cherish every moment
And when I start to build my future she′s the main component
Call it dumb, call it luck, call it love, or whatever you call it, but
Everywhere I go I keep her picture in my wallet like

Take a look at my girlfriend
She′s the only one I got (ba-ba-da-da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba-ba-da-da, ba-ba-da-da)

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba-ba-da-da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba-ba-da-da, ba-ba-da-da)

Take a look at my girlfriend
She′s the only one I got...