Lipstick Songtext
von Guttermouth

On a Tuesday afternoon
My mom came into my room
And said get the fuck up outta bed
And get a god damned job
So I told her hey, hey, fuck ya mom
And I threw the phone at her head
But I missed and hit her in the snatch
So I slammed the door in her face

Don′t ever barge in my room
Or i'll kick your ass and call the cops
And tell them i′m abused
And you'll wind up in jail
While I snowboard in Vail
No one to post your bail
'Cause daddy loves me more
He says that your a... WHORE


You′re worthless you′re lazy you're stupid
A little over weight
Now give me 20 bucks
Mommy you′re so worthless you're lazy you′re stupid
A little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
No make it 50
Bucks

Now mom writes me letters
I write return to sender
Let her rot there in her cell
I watch the dogs mate on her bed

Sorry mom I had to pawn
The china, silver and all your jewelry
I had to eat and rent a bunch of prostitutes like you

You're lazy you′re stupid
A little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
Mommy you're so worthless you're lazy you′re stupid
A little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
No make it 50 bucks


No make it 60 bucks
Make it 75
Why don′t you just give me your whole god damn purse
I hope your having fun rotting in jail
Maybe i'll come visit you
Nah!

Enjoy your stretch in jail