Smooth Jazz Songtext
von GUPPY

I wanna feel happy, I wanna feel free
I wanna feel something that′s other than me
I wanna feel horny, but I wanna stay sweet
I might as well suckle on my own damn teat

'Cause I just got this T-shirt from a T-shirt cannon
And I feel like I′m likely from another planet
And I like all my drinks when they're extra cold
I feel like my shit is kind of getting old

Getting old, getting old, oh oh oh oh
Old, getting old, getting old

I'm listening to smooth jazz
In the parking lot outside of Joanne′s Fabrics & Crafts
And I′m feeling like a dumb spazz
'Cause my mind is moving way too fast, ah


And I′m trying to stop it
Keep my hands in my pockets
Now I'm driving my car with my chin
No matter how hard I try it, I know I can′t win

Jazz, baby!
That's just jazz, baby
That′s just jazz
That's just jazz, baby
In my brain, baby
So give me a lobotomy

I'm listening to smooth jazz
I′m listening to smooth jazz
It makes me kinda feel bad
Well I′m really kinda feeling bad, oh oh

Yeah I'm really kinda feeling like I′m listening to smooth smooth jazz