Speed Bumps Songtext
von Gucci Mane

I′m in the kitchen cookin' babies in my loungers
3 swishas put together, that′s a long one
I got a blank head, b***h, that b***h from zone 1
Said the trappin' gonna catch up in the long run
I'm in the kitchen tryna make it do the long jump
D**k knots in my jeans look like speed bumps
Look like speed bumps, look like speed bumps

I swear I seen it that you neva seen it, I really seen it
Tiss and Tina was the meanin′, y′all really mean it
The cleaners, blocks in yo tires and you can't peek the meters
I′m screamin', I really mean it, won′t see the?
Man, I'm freezin′, so f**k the cold, and I got the sneeze
There for seasons, these stripper hoes will suck weed till they sleepin'
Leavin' magic, I′m drunk as f**k, so you know we w(l)eavin′
Ain't no secret, you n****s know that i don′t f**k with Jeezy
It was tragic, wars everywhere, they say the boy was bleeding
It was easy, I eat yo crew up like some Reese's Pieces
This is skreet s**t, so once you say this s**t you can′t delete it
Twice a week, b***h, by pillow drop me out the peasies(?)


I'm in the kitchen cookin′ babies in my loungers
3 swishas put together, that's a long one
I got a blank head, b***h, that b***h from zone 1
Said the trappin' gonna catch up in the long run
I′m in the kitchen tryna make it do the long jump
D**k knots in my jeans look like speed bumps
Look like speed bumps, look like speed bumps

I borrowed all the sessions, ain′t no sessions left
100? the bottles, but I'm by myself
I′m fresh as hell, pocket full of dolla bills
On the real, I vibe the deal, I push weight like I'm in the joe
You betta chill befo′ I wake up and rob some money yo relatives
And when that pistol in yo face, you have no choice, you betta kill
None of y'all n****s got betta dope
None of y′all n****s got betta pills
Y'all don't know bout poppin′ syls? we rock the squares
Gucci Man and Mike Will so you chillin′ with a bunch of playas
Say that youz a master b***h but came in with a bunch of squares? with pony tail, imagine with money belt
Chip on you make bonney dealt
All wasted standin' on furniture


I′m in the kitchen cookin' babies in my loungers
3 swishas put together, that′s a long one
I got a blank head, b***h, that b***h from zone 1
Said the trappin' gonna catch up in the long run
I′m in the kitchen tryna make it do the long jump
D**k knots in my jeans look like speed bumps
Look like speed bumps, look like speed bumps