Father's Day Songtext
von Groucho Marx

Dear old Dad we are glad to be here with you
on this day of days
and we swear always
that we will be here
on this day each year.


Today, Father, is Father′s Day.
And we're giving you a tie.
It′s not much, we know,
It's just our way of showing you
we think you're a regular guy.
You say that it was nice of us to bother.
but it really was a pleasure to fuss
for according to our mother
you′re our father,
and that′s good enough for us
(Today, Father is Father's Day,
a day that we all revere.)

The tie that you got
didn′t cost such a lot,
but we'll give you the same tie next year.
(You tell us it was nice of us to bother
but it really was a pleasure to fuss whoo oooh)
For they say a child can only have one father
and you are the one for us,
yes, you are the one for us.