The Maid Songtext
von Greg Camp

The light, that little blinking light
That kept us up at night
And the elevator chains rattle through the wall
Well the light, that little blinkin′ light
That kept us up all night
Was tellin' us that we had missed a call
We wanted to go out
We didn′t get far, we couldn't drive a car
So we pushed all the elevator buttons 'till we found a bar
And out there in the hall, laughin′ too loud
When we found, that we were locked out
We had to call the maid
Oh by the way
She says hi
Over by the door
She took her shoes off
And left them on the floor
Just for us to trip on over and over
When the light
That little pesky light


Was coming through the blinds
It reminded me we forgot to hang the sign on the door
And when we saw the sun
Your diamonds were gone
And so were all your drugs
And cockroaches scattered when we flipped the bathroom light on
And out there in the hall
Laughin′ too loud
When we found that she cleaned us out
We had to call the maid
Oh by the way
She says hi
And over by the door
She took her shoes off
And left them on the floor
Just for us to trip on over and over and over
Then she left your purse
But she took all your cash
And your cigarettes with your stash
We had to call the maid
Oh by the way
She says-