The Iridescence of a Fragile Fragment Songtext
von Grapevine Gossip

Hello hello hi
And Welcome to
Grapebois guided meditation
Wahoo

Before we get
Into this absolute
Dump truck masterpiece of a slapper
Adjectives
We just wanna make sure
That you are feeling comfortable
And ready to receive us
That′s sus kinda gay

If you are driving, take your hands
Off the wheel
Don't do that push down the peddle
And close your eyes don′t do the either

If you are with your bois give em a lil smooch on the forehead
Mmmmwah, those are some good bois the best bois


Now Imagine for a moment
That you are in a
Beautiful mountain valley
Woahh ahh
As you take in the scenery
You start to reminisce
Of the good times
Like The time your team
Won the big game

When your dad hugged you
For the first time at the
Age of 12 wait what
Like you are pretty sure
He loved you he just
Never showed any affection
Just always wanted
To be the man on your life
Are you okay?
Yeah seems like your going
Off the rails

Or when you learned how to
Ride a bike
That feeling is so bizarre
Learning something new
Can be scary Yeah but you
Overcome it you persevere
Kind of a big switch up


Life can be such
A wild silly adventure
Weren't you just talking
About your dad??
Just trying to build
And grow in this corporate political hellscape
We call the united to states
Okay so you're just
Moving on then?
Seems like it

You open your eyes
And a wizard stands before you
NAAA IM A FUCKIN WIZARD
NAAAA
You look upon the river
The wizard turns the river into frogs
YO WHAT THE FUCK
Your like DUDE
WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS SICK!
Yes I know it is ahaha
Can you show me your ways
Oh wise one
I think you are having some kind of psychotic break right now
Mmmm come back to my castle
The wizard takes you
Back to the castle
Where he pulls out
His binder of Pokémon cards
Look at these
And as you gave up on them
You realize we have all 150
I got them all bitch
He keeps them pokes on him
I keep them pokes on me
Because no one can
Runnith up on a wizard
With all 150 original Pokémon cards
Okay?
Even the cool charzard one
Yo is that psa 10?!
The one where he′s
All like bent over
That′s worth like $5000 dollars or whatever
I think used to fuckin have that one
Like in my binder
But I would
Shared Pokémon cards with a girl
That like
We were like
Fuckin 10
And we decided that we were
Boyfriend and girlfriend
And shared uh Pokémon cards
And then
I lost all the Pokémon cards
In the divorce

Okay?

Anyway here's the album