I Only Do Pushups When I’m Drunk (Drinking Lonely) Songtext
von Good Hangs

Self-medicated, self-diagnosed, self-frustrated
Every fight I instigated (With myself!)
Every night I′m undefeated (World champ!)
So take a sip (Take a sip)
Take a drag (Take a drag)
Take a rip
Yee-haw, hell yeah! (Woo!)

I feel kinda bad

I'm messed up
Escape myself when I′m drunk
Throw up all my bad luck
Forget my regrets
I'm no fun when I'm sober
My life is a hangover
So I′ll pour me another
Drown my feelings again and again and again


Woke up on the couch with a dirty mouth
I hate it so much when I do that
I hate me so much when I do that
Pull a 30 rack from under my bed and
So take a sip (Take a sip!)
Take a drag (Take a drag!)
Take a rip
Yee-haw, hell yeah! (Woo!)

I feel kinda bad

I′m messed up
Escape myself when I'm drunk
Throw up all my bad luck
Forget my regrets
I′m no fun when I'm sober
My life is a hangover
So I′ll pour me another
Drown my feelings again and again and again

Empties on my bed
Beer stains on my desk
I'm a mess
But no problems with drinking lonely
Sleep until I′m dead
Problems in my head I guess
But no problems with drinking lonely


Empties on my bed
Beer stains on my desk
I'm a mess
But no problems with drinking lonely
Sleep until I'm dead
Problems in my head I guess
But no problems with drinking lonely

Empties on my bed
Beer stains on my desk
I′m a mess
But no problems with drinking lonely
Sleep until I′m dead
Problems in my head I guess
But no problems with drinking lonely

I'm messed up
Escape myself when I′m drunk
Throw up all my bad luck
Forget my regrets
I'm no fun when I′m sober
My life is a hangover
So I'll pour me another
Drown my feelings again and again and again