Plot To Rob Yuppies Songtext
von Goblin Daycare

Multihyphenate
Yuppies into new wave
With overpriced cocktails
That′s who we'll hit next

Trust fund babies
Art school rejects
Jet set junkies
We′ll empty their pockets

We'll sneak in through the back
Cuz they won't let us in
We′ll lure yuppies in
Pure animal magnetism

Their hands on our thighs
Sleight of hand is on our side
Grabbing what we can hold
Ghosting them forevermore


We′ll get even
It's no charity
We′ll get paid
No more freebies

Pickpocket their keys
We all know where they live
Saturday night when they're out
We′ll go in and have some fun

Thrash through the drawers
Lift some costly tchotchkes
Have a drink on the house
Piss on ebony cupboards

Corporate espionage
Well that sounds rather nice
We can put on a fancy tie
Leak em, double agent style

Smash their wafer thin
4K TVs in
No more arthouse flicks
You're grounded, kid!


We got even
Maybe it was a charity
We got paid
And it was all free!