Waste of Pizza Songtext
von Girth Control

Well, you can waste my money
You can waste my time
But I won′t stand by if you toss that slice
Waste my breath, you can waste my life
But there's just one thing that I can′t abide
No, I won't tolerate a waste of pizza!
I try hard to be a nice guy
You know I don't whine
When the brick oven of life cranks to 800 degrees
Like sauce, crust and cheese, I can take the heat
But don′t drop that piece in the trash
Or you′ll see a different side of me
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
You won't see me cry over day-old fries
Jalapeño poppers or mac and cheese bites
I draw a line in the Parmesan, it′s just not right
Treating pizza that way should be a crime!
No, I won't tolerate a waste of pizza!
I try hard to be a nice guy
You know I don′t whine


When the brick oven of life cranks to 800 degrees
Like sauce, crust and cheese, I can take the heat
But don't drop that piece in the trash
Or you′ll see a different side of me
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
It happened suddenly
I turned my back and he ditched half a 12-cut cheese
This shit is not funny
There's kids in Tennessee
Who've never even seen
Mozzarella cheese
Waste my money, you can waste my time
But I won′t stand by if you toss that slice
If you wanna know why I just can′t unwind
It's cuz you won′t stop throwing out my pies
No, I won't tolerate, I don′t appreciate
No, I won't tolerate a waste of pizza!
Waste my money, you can waste my time
But I won′t stand by if you toss that slice
Waste my breath, you can waste my life
But there's just one thing that I can't abide
You won′t see me cry over day-old fries
Jalapeño poppers or mac and cheese bites
I draw a line in the Parmesan, it′s just not right
Treating pizza that way should be a crime!
Waste my money, you can waste my time
But I won't stand by if you toss that slice
Waste my breath, you can waste my life
No, I won′t tolerate a waste of pizza!