Breakfast Buffet Songtext
von Girth Control

Hey hey, life′s a breakfast buffet
Fill your plate back up
Hey hey, these are bottomless mimosas
You better fill your cup
Would you stay at a hotel with no breakfast?
Fuck no!
It's like throwing money in the trash
Could you find a better brunch place?
Hell yes!
But where′s the fun in that?
Hey hey, life's a breakfast buffet
Go ahead and get dessert
Hey hey, life's a breakfast buffet
You better get your money′s worth
Oh yeah!
Can I really eat 27 pancakes?
Fuck no!


But I′m sure gonna try
Do I really need André in my OJ?
Hell yes!
Is there any other kind?
Hey hey, what's that in the sausage?
Well, fuck it - fill your plate back up
Hey hey, life′s a breakfast buffet
You can't eat too much
Oh yeah!
Pile it up! Pile it up! Oh yeah!
Pile it up! Pile it up! Oh yeah!
Pile it up! Pile it up! Oh yeah!
Pile it up! Pile it up! Oh yeah!
Hey hey, life′s a breakfast buffet
Go ahead and get dessert
Hey hey, life's a breakfast buffet
You better get your money′s worth