Mr. Personality Songtext
von Gillette

They call you Mr. Personality because you so ugly!
Ha ha ha ha
They call you Mr personality because you so ugly!
You so ugly!

Mr. Personality, you so ugly!
Mr. Personality, Mr. Perso-, Mr. Perso-
Mr. Mr. Mr. Personality, you so ugly!
Mr. Personality

When I look at you I go outta my mind
It′s like I'm looking at someone′s behind
You make the children scream and babies cry
With your crusty teeth and your bloodshot eyes

You're so ugly
Your dad had to tie a porkchop around your neck
Just to get the dog to play with ya
Ooh, that's ugly
Ha ha ha ha ha ha


They call you Mr. Personality because you so ugly!
You so ugly!
They call you Mr. Personality because you so ugly!
You so ugly!

Mr. Personality, you so ugly!
Mr. Personality, Mr. Perso-, Mr. Perso-
Mr. Mr. Mr. Personality, you so ugly!
Mr. Personality

No matter what you wear, your face doesn′t match
I don′t think you were born, you had to be hatched
Everyone you meet gets one hell of a scare
They can't fall asleep ′cause you're a walking nightmare
You′re so ugly, I heard that when you were born
The doctor slapped yo momma
Ooh, man, that's ugly

They call you Mr. Personality because you so ugly!
You so ugly!
They call you Mr. Personality because you so ugly!
You so ugly!

Mr. Personality, you so ugly!
Mr. Personality, Mr. Perso-, Mr. Perso-
Mr. Mr. Mr. Personality, you so ugly!
Mr. Personality


You make Frankenstein look like Johnny Depp
And when you cross the street
You cause a major car wreck
You asked my grandma
If she needed help with her bags
I′ve never seen an old lady run so fast

Geez, look at those glasses
Are those coke bottles or something?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Is that your face
Or did your neck throw up something?

They call you Mr. Personality because you so ugly!
You so ugly!
They call you Mr. Personality because you so ugly!
You so ugly!

Mr. Personality, you so ugly!
Mr. Personality, Mr. Perso-, Mr. Perso-
Mr. Mr. Mr. Personality, you so ugly!
Mr. Personality
You so ugly!