Jason Bought a Hatchet Songtext
von Giggle Party

Jason had a plan
To make this his band
He went to the shop
Bought a hatchet
Chop chop chop
People said he was deranged
They were right for a change
Hey you guys look what I got

J-A-S-O-N
H-A-T-C-H-E-T
J-A-S-O-N
H-A-T-C-H-E-T
J-A-S-O-N
H-A-T-C-H-E-T
J-A-S-O-N
H-A-T-C-H-E-T


Well our old dog Milo
He′s no longer a male
And our cute puppy Nico lost her bushy bushy tail
And the cat, well I don't know the cat′s name
It's Gordy
But he's lost his head
But every time I kick him he moves
So I don′t think he′s dead
We're singing

J-A-S-O-N
H-A-T-C-H-E-T
J-A-S-O-N
H-A-T-C-H-E-T

Jason had a plan
Ten chops to kill the band
Let′s take a look in and see what would happen
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
They're all dead, two to go
What would Jason do with two more chops to


Grandma
Chop it up
The one you love
Chop it up
Your right leg
Chop it up
Your left leg
Chop it up
STD′s
Chop it up
The cure for cancer
Chop it up
Cat's, the musical
Chop it up
Your asshole boss
Chop it up
Drinking
Chop it up
Thinking
Chop it up
Unicorns
Chop it up
Two-eyed pirates
Chop it up
Hoot hoot owl
Chop it up
Dead horses
Chop it up
An old pine tree
Chop it up
An eclair
Eat it