Snail Man Songtext
von Gezebelle Gaburgably

911 what is your emergency?
Hola. No puedo dejar de hablar Español

Hey guys have you heard about snail man
He was just right over there man
I see him everywhere and
I′m not a schizophrenic
'Cause once you′re fucking snail pilled
It can never be cancelled
You'll see him every where and
When you scream he will stand still

Snail man just shot the Home Depot
Snail man just bombed a casino
Snail man doesn't have a big ego
Because there′s not many people
Half man, half snail
6 feet to scale
Snail mans not frail
He′s been to jail


Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Is fucking real
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Made a law appeal

Snail man doesn't listen to words
Lives off the grid
And eat shrubs and herbs
Its snail man call 911
Theres a green guy with a gun


Snail man doesn′t care about us
Snail man doesn't have a job
Snail man doesn′t have a knife
Snail man doesn't have a life
But they say Im crazy
They don′t believe me
I know I saw it
I know I called him
He spawned
He crawled
He's the so called
Mr salt bald
Mr slime fraud
He's loved and awed
He′s been appalled
He′s been abroad
And he's been real all along

(Everyone thinks I′m fucking crazy! la la la la bark bark bark)
Never touch him
Never speak foul
He'll say gotcha, see you in hell
Any offer
Anyone in sight
Once I caught him
It was late at night
So I called his name
And he went away
And since that day
I tried spread his ways

Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Is fucking real
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Made a law appeal
Snail man doesn′t listen to words
Lives off the grid
And eat shrubs and herbs
Its snail man call 911
theres a green guy with a gun

Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Is fucking real
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Made a law appeal
Snail man doesn't listen to words
Lives off the grid
And eat shrubs and herbs
It′s snail man call 911
Theres a green guy with a gun