Incorrectional Officer [ft. Eggy] Songtext
von Gezebelle Gaburgably

Please somebody come and help
Somebody hear me when I yelp
I need an officer to see that everyone is by themself
Someone′s staring while I shit
So he's taking out his dick
So he′s staring at me like
Bend over and don't fucking wipe
So he shoves his cock in mine
And it makes me wanna cry
Andd it makes me wanna stab him with my prison booger knife
It makes me do it on the dot I cut his cock off with my snot
So I got my sentence moved
I went from 15 years to life
Judge just said it wasn't right
For him to use my poop as lube
But an officer chimed in and said
That′s just what they do
Cause in prison there′s no lube
And that's just what they do
Yeah I said there′s no lube in prison
So they just use each others poop yeah

(Ay ay ay ay ay ay)
(Yeah yeah yeah ay ay ay
(Incredible)
(Awesome)
(Boing boing)


I'm doing five hundred years over some tweets
And now another three hundred cause I get no pussy
It′s got me missing on sleep
I'm feeling tweaked every day of the week
I′m thinking to myself that I could break free
I secretly see relief
I wanna see a c-o hoe
And I cut the teeth
And stick my dick in her cheeks
Both said and facts
She social construct has since collapsed (Heeheehee)
So fuck that let me kick out a sadistic rap
And now I further my murderous plan of attack its blood curling
Urging surgical surfaces merciless reimbursement of the Earth
I been served since birth I was cursed as worthless
My emergence is pure evil so say to those people
Well I'd rather be feared than be your equal
Be your ruler then battle with your people

Prison shitting cock up in my asshole ay (Ya)
I been here for a minute couple thousand days
Shit if I slip it in cripping shitting nobody been in it
Long as we manage we hamming we cramming we slamming
I ain't even dropping the bars I just be dropping the soaps
Don′t even pray anymore cause I ain′t got any hope
Every day that I pray every day that I say
My wife don't visit was a bitch anyway

Prison is not a vacation
No lubrication
Using defecation
Even urination
Anything is ass son
Feels just like a wet ass pussy was
Life is good I hate it here
Everyone is suddenly a fucking queer ay
I don′t like it when there's people near
I′m filled with fear just like a dear
Staring at head lights buts its real head night
Too bad I lost all of my civil rights
I don't have a bank account
Cant take out the money I need for vaseline
That′s like working a week I'd rather eat
Fuck that shit
Literally ay
Literally
(Eggy)
Lay down gas
Been blasted with steel toes
Do ya feel those?
(Literally fuck that shit)
Bruh