When You’re Ugly Like Us Songtext
von George Jones with Johnny PayCheck

Hey george!
(Hey)
I hear you been calln′ me ugly
That aint exactally what i said john
Well what exactally did you say
This is exactally what i said
When you're ugly like john you just naturally gotta be cool
You gotta walk just right, keep your package wrapped tight and don′t break no rules
You've got to give it away you'll never sell it
Have the right venus and say wow when you tell it
When you′re ugly like john you just naturally gotta be cool
Aww yeah, well let me tell you something
When you′re ugly like george you got to give a lady all you can
Use the right tools and she'll be a fool to want a better man
Aww huh
Yeah talk it up big and she can almost taste it
It can be on a check george you better not waste it
When you′re ugly like george you just naturally gotta be cool
John when you look like this you got to steal a kiss thats the only way
You've got to find yourself a chick that aint too quick and she just might stay We may be ugly but we got what she needs
We dont give it to her ′till she begs and pleads
When you're ugly like us you just naturally gotta be cool
Yeaaahh
When you′re ugly like us you just naturally gotta be cool
Yeah
Hey george
Yeah
Wheres that stick
What stick
(You just got to be cool)
That ugly stick they whooped us with
Well how ugly do you think we really are
(Got to be cool)
We so ugly
(Got to be cool)
They got freight trains and dirt and rovers
(Got to be cool)
Too bad we aint pretty like women george