The Ballad of Tim Webster Songtext
von Frenzal Rhomb

Time for our play of the day
And it′s a case of being torn between two loves
An age old problem, what comes first
The beer or the ball?


You remind me of a God
You are my hero
An authority on all and sundry
It's remarkable your depth of knowledge

Something′s wrong with your eyes

What are they protecting you from?

There's something wrong with your eyelids

Very politically incorrect
But very funny