My Girlfriend is a Robot Songtext
von Free Parking!

When I wake up I wonder where you get your energy
Then one day you showed me your battery
I found you in a trash can in Japan
One whirr of your drive and I knew I′d be your man
Just help me understand! Why can't you see?

Why? Why why why?
Why do you feel so cold when I hold you close?
You′ll never die, die die die...
You'll remain seventeen forever as I go
Yeah, doo doo doo doo doo doo

You know that she can fly, fights like a samurai
I see her soaring through the midnight sky
She's leaving me behind
I want to hold her arm-cannon, if I can and
Take her away when she′s treated like a weapon
I don′t want her to go through that again


Why? Why why why?
Why do you feel so cold when I hold you close?
You'll never die, die die die...
You′ll remain seventeen forever as I go

My girlfriend is a robot
I know she'll never get caught by the Gestapo
Hey baby, how many terrabytes you got under that hood?
Your Random Access Memory is a turn on, love
Can I put my floppy in your disk drive?

Why? Why why why?
Why do you feel so cold when I hold you close?
You′ll never die, die die die...
You'll remain seventeen forever as I go
Why? Why why why?
Why do you feel so cold, so fuckin′ frigid
When I hold you, when I hold you, when I hold you!
You'll never die, die die die...
Seventeen forever
Will you take care of me when I am dying of cancer inside the retirement home?

Woo!
Bitchin'