Fred's One Squirrel Open Sleigh (Jingle Bells) Songtext
von Fred Figglehorn

Dashing through the corn
In a one squirrel open sleigh
O′er the cobs we go
Laughing all the way (HA HA HA)
We passed by Kevin's house
Making our spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh at Kevin
being scared of the squirrel tonight

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Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one squirrel open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one squirrel open sleigh


A day or two ago
I thought I′d take a bite
And soon a TV dinner fried
Was seated by my side
The squirrel was strong and glad
Happiness seemed his lot
But when we crashed into a trailer
Then he got red hot

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I made a big snowman
A little while ago
But then the squirrel sleigh came real fast
Totally out of control
It crashed into the snowman
The squirrel was really hackin' mad
But I quickly cheered him up
By makin him fried bean salad

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