Christmas Cash Songtext
von Fred Figglehorn

You know my Mom is always getting me really weird Christmas presents (Fred!)
I mean, doesn′t she know what I really want? (Well you never told me!) (Cash!)
Turtle necks... Thanks, but no thanks! (Cash!)
I don't want any of that stuff
You know what I′m sayin'?

Don't need no video games,
They only fry your brain!
Don′t want a squirrel shaver
Got enough stuff!
Don′t need back acne cream
Or any fried beans,
No MP3 player
I don't want much


(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
Nothing too fancy
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
One thing I like, (If you really want to know!)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
You don′t have to ask me
I can make it easy for you all I want for Christmas is

(Cash!)
Cash, money, (money) money! (Money)
I need it
(Cash!)
All I really want is (Cash!)
Cash, money, yeah! Money, (Money)
You don't even have to wrap it
You know just what I need

Money, money, money, money, money (Hey!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Ho!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Hey!)
Hard cash
Christmas cash!

Money, money, money, money, money (Hey!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Yeah!)
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Yeah, I′m rich!


Don't need a cell phone! (Nuh-uh)
Can call myself at home, (huh?)
Don′t buy me clothes,
I only need my one shirt (It's good enough for me!)
Don't need no wart remover,
Electric train or scooter
Instead of shopping let me save you the work (Just trying to be nice!)

(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
Nothing too fancy, (Let me explain!)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
One thing I like! (Christmas cash!)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
You don′t have to ask me,
I can make it easy for you,
All I want for Christmas
Is

(Cash!) (Money) cash, money, (yeah!) money! (Money!)
Cash! Christmas cash all I really want is (I need it!)
(Cash!)
Cash, money, (money) money! (Money!) (Everyone!)
You don′t even have to wrap it
You know just what I need

Money, money, money, money, money (Hey!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Yeah, cash!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Hey!)
Hard cash
Christmas cash!

Money, money, money, money, money (Hey!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Yeah!)

Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Yeah I'm rich!

Save the aggravation,
Crowds and lines and waiting.
It′s really you I'm thinking of,
Why not keep it simple? (Come on!)
Why not give a little cash! Cash! (yeah!) Money money money! Money!
Money! (Yeah!)

(I thought you loved that fruit cake?)
Christmas cash! (Fred!)
Give it to me,
Give it to me,
Give it to me,
Now!

(Christmas cash?)

C-c-c-c-c-c-Cash! (Fred really?)
I like it!
What I really want for Christmas

Cash!
Cash, Money, (Money!) Money! (Money!) Cash!
All I really want is, (Cash!)
Cash, Money, (money!) Money! (Money!)
You don′t even have to wrap it,
You know just what I need!

Money, money, money, money, money (Hey!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Ho!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Hey!)
Give it up! (Christmas cash!)

Money, money, money, money, money (Hey!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Yeah!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Ho!)

Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Yeah, I'm rich!

(Ahhhh! Hahahaha!)