Father O’Blivion Songtext
von Frank Zappa / Mothers

Get on your feet and do the funky Alphonzo!
Father Vivian O′Blivion
Resplendent in his frock
Was whipping up the batter
For the pancakes of his flock
He was looking rather bleary
He forgot to watch the clock
But the night before
Behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked...
Yep
The night before
Behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked...
(He stroked it!)
The night before
Behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked...
His smock
(He stroked his smock)


It set him off in such a frenzy
He sang lock around the crock!
And he topped it off with a ...
And he topped it off with a ...
And he topped it off with a ...
Oo ooo ooo
Oo ooo ooo
Oo ooo ooo
As he stumbled on his ...
He was delighted as it stiffened
And ripped right through his sock
Oh St. Alphonzo would be proud of me
And he shouted down the block
Dominus vobiscum
Et cum spiritu tuo
Won't you eat my sleazy pancakes
Just for saintly Alphonzo?
They′re so light and fluffy white
We'll raise a fortune by tonight
They're so light and fluffy white
We′ll raise a fortune by tonight
They′re so light and fluffy brown
They're the finest in the town
They′re so light and fluffy brown
They're the finest in the town
Good morning your Highness
Oo oo ooo
I′ve brought you your snow shoes
Oo oo ooo
Good morning your Highness
Oo oo ooo
I've brought you your snow shoes
Oo oo ooo