What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are? Songtext
von Frank Zappa & The Mothers

What′s a girl like you
Doin' in a place like this?

I left my place after midnight
And I came to this hall
Me and my girlfriend, we came here
Lookin′ to ball

You came to the right place
This is it
This is the swingin-est place
In spooky Washington

NO SHIT!
How true it is
Me and my girlfriend, we come here
Every night looking for that
Hot romance we need
We like to get it on --
Do you like to get it on, too?

Well now, what did you have in mind?


Okay: well I get off bein' juked
With a baby octopus
An spewed upon with cream corn! AAH... UNH!
An' my girlfriend, she digs it
With a hot YOOHOO bottle
While somebody′s screamin′:
CORKS 'N′ SAFETIES
PIGS 'N′ DONKEYS
ALICE COOPER'S GONNA ... AAAAAAH!

Well, it gets me so hot
I could scream

You two chicks sound real far aout and groovy
Ever been to a Holiday Inn?
Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa...
Magic Fingers in the Bed (Picture it!)
Wall-mounted TV screen:
Coffee-Wost plugged into the bathroom wall
Formica′s really keen!

What kind of girl do you think we are?
What kind of girl do you think we are?
Don't call us groupies
That is going too far
We wouldn't ball you
Just because you′re a star

These girls wouldn′t let just anybody
Spew on their vital parts
They want a guy from a group with a
Big hit single in the charts


Funny you should mention it:
Our new single just made the charts this week
With a bullet! With a bullet!
Lust let me put a little more