Why Don’tcha Do Me Right Songtext
von Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention

Right away
Now what I say- Recording, let′s do that thing
Oh, we're recording now?
Why, yeah
Why don′t you do me right
Why don't you do me right
Huh?
Well, we're rec- recording
Yeah, we′re going
Yeah
It′ll pick up
One, two
One, two, three, four
Why don't you do me right
Why don′t you do me right
Why don't you do me right
Why don′t you do me right
Why don't you do me right, you got me pulled up tight
Why don′t you do me right
You got me beggin' on my knees


You got me beggin' on my knees
You got me beggin′ on my knees
You got me beggin′ on my knees
You got me beggin' on my knees
You got me beggin′ on my knees
I'm sayin′, baby, please come back to me
Why don't you do me right
Why don′t you do me right
Why don't you do me right
Why don't you do me right
Why don′t you do me right
Why don′t you do me right, you got me pulled up tight
Why don't you do me right
Ah, girl, what you tryin′ to do
What you, what you tryin' to do
Ah, girl, what you tryin′ to do
Tell me what you tryin' to do
Ah, girl, what you tryin′ to do
I been true to you
Now, what you tryin' to do
Tell me what you tryin' to do
You got me beggin′ on my knees
You got me beggin′ on my knees
You got me beggin' on my knees
You got me beggin′ on my knees
You got me beggin' on my knees
Sayin′, baby, please come back to me
Why don't you do me right
You got me scratchin′ like a hound
You got me scratchin' like a hound
You got me scratchin' like a hound
You got me scratchin′ like a woo
You got me scratchin′ like a hound
And now I'm country bound
You know I′m scratchin' like a hound
Ah, why don′t you do me right
Why don't you do me right
Ah, why don′t you do me right
Why don't you do me right
Ah, why don't you do me right
Why don′t you do me right
You got me pulled up tight
Why don′t you do me right
Ah, girl, what you tryin' to do
What you tryin′ to do
Ah, now, what you tryin' to do
What you tryin′ to do
Ah, now what you tryin' to do
I been true to you
Now what you tryin′ to do
I know you're tryin' to wreck my life
You′re tryin′ to wreck my life
I know you're tryin′ to wreck my life
You're tryin′ to wreck my life
I know you're tryin′ to wreck my life and all I wanted was a wife
Girl, you tryin' to wreck my life
Oh, you're tryin′ to wreck my life
I won′t be sittin' much longer
I won′t be sittin' in that chair
I won′t be sittin' next to the radiator, and
Those, those curtains with the big roses on ′em
Yeah
You know I won't be sittin' there in my brown work
Pants, my shoes and socks off- Yeah, duckin′...
Waitin′ for ya
Duckin' rats
Sittin′ there next to the little $45 record player you bought me
Duckin' roaches
I′m mad at with ya
Have no excuse
'Cause you′re tryin' to wreck my life, and I ain't goin′ for it
Why don′t you do me right
Why don't you do me right
Ah, why don′t you do me right
Ah, why don't you do me right
Ah, why don′t you do me right
You got me pulled up tight
Why don't you do me right
You knew you took my money
You knew you called me honey
And when I took you on a date you said that I was funny
Why don′t you do me right?
You got me pickin' my nose
You got me pickin' my nose
You got me pickin′ my nose
You got me pickin′ my nose
From now on anything goes
Around your toes
Green matter flows
Ah, why don't you bite my neck
Why don′t you bite my neck
Ah, why don't you bite my neck
Why don′t you bite my neck now
Why don't you bite my neck and go on scratch my back
Why don′t you bite my neck?
Ah, girl, what you tryin' to do?
Tell me what you tryin' to do
Girl, what you tryin′ to do?
Tell me what you tryin′ to do
Well, what you tryin' to do?
Don′t you know how to screw?
Tell me what you tryin' to do
Now what you tryin′ to do?
Tell me what you tryin' to do
Come on country girl
Sittin′ here ducking' roaches, runnin' from rats
Ah
Hidin′ from cobwebs and spiders and a lot of
Bologna and crackers and cheese the rest of my life
Take me away from it
Why don′t you do me right
Mmm
Ah, why don't you do me right
Ah, girl what you tryin′ to do?
Ah, girl what you tryin' to do?
Ah, girl what you tryin′ to do?
You know I been true to you
Now what you tryin' to do?
Sittin′ here every day readin' leftover papers
Eatin' cheese, readin′ comic books and eatin′
Chocolate bars that I bought in 1937, it's no fun
Ah, why don′t you do me right
Why don't you do me right
Why don′t you do me right now
Ah, why don't you do me right
Why don′t you do me right now
Ah, why don't you do me right
You got me pulled up tight
Why don't you do me right
Hey, catch that rat over there
Catch that roach there, he′s goin′ out the door with my shoe