Doctor Doctor Songtext
von Forgive Durden feat. Shawn Harris

Hahahahaha! Spiders, come ′ere!
Hahahaha
Who's there?
Someone′s here

Welcome to my humble abode
Please don't mind the mess
Just nest yourself down comfortable
Let the doctor do the rest

Dear ghost, you look white as a sheet
Just have yourself a seat
Open wide and say, "Ah"
Let the doctor take a peek

Now I must admit I knew you'd come
The boy and his love
Eloped to save her from disease
Wash your hands of her blood


I don′t want to alarm you
But you certainly are ill
Stricken with a sickness
Deadly enough to kill
Even the strongest man
Would drop dead where he stands
I urge that we make haste
If you are to stand a chance

Spiders, scalpel!
Forceps
Hope′s breath
Just a pinch, spiders, now just a pinch
Woah, hahaha!
That was too much!

Now what you got ain't no quick fix
It ain′t no common cold
What you need's a bona fide
Doctor′s miracle

Now the thing about miracles
Is that they don't grow on trees
They don′t fall from the sky
You need a doctor like me
And there just ain't any, ya see

Lucky for you, you found me
So the rest should be no fuss
But before we get to savin' lives
There′s a few things to discuss


Now I′m sure you're wonderin′
What's in it for me
Surely I would not perform
These miracles for free
I′m not askin' for a lot
It won′t cost you a dime
I just want the princess here with me
'Til the end of time

I promise to take care of her
More rather, she'll take care of me
For the rest of her life in the Dark fulfilling
Doctor′s fantasies

I can′t do this
But you must, Princess
Sign my life away
It's the only way
Trust me, I know
How this must go
Just do what the doctor says

He mixed elixirs and philters
Pried scrolls and read excerpts
He spoke in foreign phonetics
And read runes from ancient relics
Stirred ointments with potions
And unctions with doses
He whisked it ′til smoke rose
And seeped into her nose

The illness had relinquished
The doctor had fixed it
The cleansing accomplished
Their love was free to flourish

But before it could sink in
The front door was kicked in
Standing in its place was Pallis
Driven by malice, he had barged in
To challenge Adakias
To prove their love
Their word wouldn't be enough
Pallis needed it in blood