Wasted Songtext
von Footprints in the Custard

Happy Hour
Is here at last
Time to indulge
In a liquid repast

Have the barkeep
Pour me a drink
Cause tonight
I′m gonna forget how to think

Give me some more
(Dirty Pints)
Crash to the floor
(Whisky shots)
Oh, good God
(What is that?!)
I think I'm gonna be


My beer goggles
(Booze, booze, booze)
Are sewn on too tight
(Drink, drink, drink)
I can′t see right
(Vom, vom, vom)
Wasted! Wasted!

This drunken haze
(Booze, booze, booze)
Is becoming a maze
(Drink, drink, drink)
My eyes are glazed
(Vom, vom, vom)
Wasted! Wasted!

I'll tell you
When I had enough
I'll drink beer
From your Mum′s muff

Yeah, I went there
I′ll say it again
Have I ever told you
You're my best friend

Okay, I see
I′ve gone too far
Be a good time
To jump in the car


Where are my keys?
Where is my scotch?
Why is there vomit
All over my crotch?