The Legend of Flat Dallas Songtext
von Flula Borg

Well, what kind of hero does your story need?
A mystery man who′s both cowboy and steed?
Got a monotone voice and a heart full of malice
So his enemies named that moletaur Flat Dallas
The legend, the legend of Flat Dallas
Get along, doggies, please!

Does he got what it takes?
Why, yes, of course
'Cause he′s kind of both the rider and what would be his horse
The legend, the legend of Flat, Flat, Flat Dallas


Well, he doesn't emote
And he don't have no eyes
But he′s the champion of the little guy
What a legend you are Flat, Flat, Flat, Flat, Flat, Flat Dallas
Texas

I-Can-Shoot-Tiny-Versions-Of-Myself-Adoptin′
Flat, Flat Dallas

Toilet raisin punch swiggin'
Quick at diggin′
Works in a courtroom for a livin'
Moister than the rain but super dry when he′s deliverin' messages
Please bring a message of hope
Flat, Flat Dallas

See you at high noon