John Simon Island Songtext
von Flesh Parade

It′s John Simon's Island
It′s a famous island
It's where the band members all stay
John Simon's an island
John Simon′s a person
He came from Captain Carl′s ass and it hurt

After John Simon was finally squeezed out
The rest of the band came pouring out
Captain Carl was hurtin' pissed off
But laughing and bleeding and shooting a lot

Shooting band members
Rolling and laughing
And giggling orgasmic responses
They love it, they need it
They can′t live without it
Captain Carl shoots a lot of bullets


Smarter than anybody
Can do anything
They can even fly
But they're not good at landing
Save the world
Or end the world
Even change the world
But should they even try

The cracker boys took Vernard and Mitch to Key Color
And boy they′re pissed
The band members cry every night
Vernard drives a small car
Mitch smokes cigarettes

Living on John is not the same
Without Vernard and Mitch, it's not the same
The cracker boys wlll be killed and raped
Everyday midget gooks are raped

Japan had an earthquake and it was really bad
John Simon was horny, but now he′s really sad

Pissed off
Not fair
Never given a chance
Grow some ghetto hair

They could kill and they could change
They could create or rearrange
Shooting holes in a sunken ship
It's just not worth it, the damn thing won't sink


So they live on
John Simon Island
Happy just to be like they is before
Black weed grows out of John′s ass
Get near it and die
Ass just grows
Out his hair