Ray the Mover Songtext
von Fishboy

Hi, Hello, please pass the salt
It′s locked behind the mirrored vault
And if you know the combination
Please construct the resignation
And have it on my desk by four
And I will love you forever more
Plus one day
And hey
I'll help you do it
And I can′t wake up
When both my eyes are superglued shut
Ray the mover told me
That I can not find you in this house
You moved across the street
And now your mailbox has an even number
As I'm walking through the woods
You think I know the things I could not say to you to make you cry
Stick a needle in my eye
And if it bleeds call the cops
Eighty seven lemon drops taste fine to me


But I would not eat them
You can count on me
Eight, nine, Tennessee
Ray the mover told me
That I can not find you in this house
You moved across the street
And now your mailbox has an even number
And all the hippos want to stay alone
So I can't call them friends
And if I have a chordless telephone
I′d run around the house
And tell you all the different rooms I′m in
And Ray the mover told me
That I can not find you in this house
You moved across the street
And now your mailbox has an even number
And all the children on your block
Are playing four square in the street
And I would join them if I could
But I've been stuck in this house all day
With Ray and he′s freaking me out