Lick a Smurp for Christmas (All Fall Down) Songtext
von Father Abraphart and The Smurps

Let me tell the story of happy little elves (yuhoo)
Take the lead from petrol and paint it on themselves
Jolly little drummer, covered all in paint
If you lick him long enough you may well faint

Lick a Smurp for Christmas, all fall down
Lick a Smurp for Christmas, all fall down
Lick a Smurp for Christmas, all fall down
Lick a Smurp for Christmas, all fall down (yuhoo)

Question: what do boy Smurps and girl Smurps have in common?
Answer: they both sound ridiculous at normal speed

They will drive you crazy with happy little songs (yuhoo)
Make sure when you touch them you pick them up with tongs (tongs)
Naughty little schoolboys into sniffing glue (sniff sniff)
Now discover something else they must not do (yuhoo)


Lick a Smurp for Christmas, all fall down (yuhoo)
Lick a Smurp for Christmas, all fall down (I hear)
Lick a Smurp for Christmas, all fall down (hear hear)
Lick a Smurp for Christmas, all fall down

Whoever heard of David Bowie and The Laughing Gnome?
No we never heard of it
Whoever heard of The Chipmunks?
Who are The Chipmunks?

Happy little fairies helping petrol sales (squash)
Leaping over Europe with merry little tales (yuhoo)
But if you try digesting the jolly little toys (yup)
They′ll fill a lot of coffins with little girls and boys

Lick a Smurp for Christmas, all fall down
Lick a Smurp for Christmas, all fall down (yuhoo)
Lick a Smurp for Christmas, all fall down (like this)
Lick a Smurp for Christmas, all fall down