Hate Coupons Songtext
von Fashoda Crisis

I spy Little Tommy Two-Names, tiny cap in hand
And I spy the fecund Mr Fox dressed as Spiderman, weeping
Although I′m not allowed to see the kids on alternate weekends
I've got my hate coupons so I am going to Alton Towers
I spy happy fish disguised as pillar boxes
And if you check the digital receipts
You′ll publicly agree that I was acting only as a decent father should
Although I'm not allowed to see the kids on alternate weekends
I've got my hate coupons so I am going to Alton Towers I can probably keep outrunning death indefinitely provided
That he does not average less than six minutes fifty per kilometre
I′m sorry, Lizzie, for embracing the metric system
Please don′t interpret this as a slight on the majesty of Empire
I continue to measure my worth in pounds and ounces
It's just that the km is slightly more flattering
I′m sorry
I can probably keep outrunning death indefinitely