You and I Are So Awfully Different Songtext
von Family Guy

You and I are so awfully different
Too awfully different, to ever be pals
Do you want to go first?
Yeah, I′ll go

Your favorite hero is the Marquis de Sade
Oh, you're one to talk
You get a stiffy from Phylicia Rashad
Oh, one time!

I′ve a style flair, just look at my hip hair
Oh yeah, that's quite a nice 'do there
Oh thanks
For me to poop on!
What?
Oh c′mon you look like Charlie Brown
Bite me, Snoopy


There′s not - a whole lot - that we've got, to agree on
′Cause I love the strings of a classical score
And I like that singer who looks like a whore
Ricky Martin?
Love him
We're too different to ever be pals

You and I are so awfully different
Too awfully different to ever be pals
Your head′s as massive as a meteorite
Oh, very funny
You have a weenie like a Christmas tree light
I bet money, you'll marry a honey
Who′s pretty and funny
And her name will be Ted
Oh a gay joke!
I just work with what you give me

You might think we're in sync
But we stink, as a duo
'Cause you get a kick out of carnage and guts
And you get a kick out of stroking your...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, you can′t say that on TV
What? Ego?
Nevermind
We′re too different to ever be pals