Quick Get Your Lows Songtext
von Fall in Green

Too much excitement in your life?
Sick of smiles and silly, supercilious, soulful speak?
Want to escape from sickening laughter?
Delightful felicities?
Chance serendipities?
Glee and jollity?
Well, look no further!
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And now available in carrier bag! Simply hold your Happiness Zapper for two minutes under running water
Boom!
Bit of ol′Melancholia
Bipolar
Anxiety, Crisis Identity
Attention Deficit, OCD a bit
Postpartum, Separation, Public Masturbation
Mental Retardation
Exhibitionist, Narcissistic, Fetishistic
Histrionic, Catatonic
Tourettes, Stutters, Paranoiac Mutters
Selective Mute

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And now available in SpanishGrey!

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