Alligator Assassinator Songtext
von Fake Problems

Hey alligator won′t you swallow me hole?
Bite down on my leg put me in your death roll
You're going to love the way I taste


Now everybody doing their own thing tonight
Get drunk get high get messed straight out of your mind
But me? I think I′m going straight to sleep
I've got a long road ahead of me and I'm in that drivers seat

Hey alligator do you wanna go again?
I swear to God right now I′ll send you straight to heaven
I′ve got the strength of a thousand no make that a million men

No you go on tell your reptile friends you're sorry
I should have never messed with him