My Little Sister Songtext
von Evripidis and His Tragedies

My little sister fights with waves three times her size
While I could easily drown in a glass of tap water,
I wish she could show me how to swim
She fights with every obstacle and sticks to her goals
While I, in the first difficulty, I hide in my bed
With a frown on my face
Our mother says she should read more
I say mom let her be
I feel she already knows what it takes to get by,
Maybe she should be the boy
Of our family


My little sister deals with big boys
She has them lining up for her,
She is a femme fatale without a long cigarette holder,
Without ermine furs
Whenever I am back home we lock ourselves in her room,
Jump into bed and talk about men, what else,
And the mysteries of love and the wonders of sex
Sometimes we take things too far
Like when we commented on the "turkish delights"
Smack bang on the Christmas table
No wonder she and me lost our cherries
In adjascent rooms, on the same week
On the hot summer of 2000

My little sister knows how to be tender with my parents
While I can be pretty stiff and I don′t want to be touched too much
But she is huggy and smiley
And she will hopefully give them those grandchildren they would love
While I will be always be their weird uncle who's only there at Christmas
And tells wacky stories
My sister′s husband will be worried
"Should we leave him alone with the kids?"
And she'll say
"Let him be, the kids like him, can't you see, he′s so lonely
And besides he doesn′t mean harm at all, he doesn't mean harm at all
He doesn′t mean harm at all¨
Little sister I guess it's high time I said that I am so sorry
For making your life hell
When we were little I′d bully you all the time, I'd humiliate you,
I′d tell you scary stores just to see your pretty face stained with tears
But you know kids can be little monsters sometimes
Can your Scorpio heart forget?
I did not mean any harm at all