Fixing Machines Songtext
von Evil Cowards

If there's only one sure thing that I know,
Someday the world's gonna bow before this cowardly two-man show.

Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho, Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho,
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho, Whoa-ho whoa-ho-oh-whoa.

You got a lot of guitars, but you don't play guitar.
You got your love shack laying in the boudoir.
You got your Yakov Smirnoff, screwdriver,
And you're rocking out to Holy Diver.

If our machine is broken,
Then we gotta replace it.
If our love is a token,
Maybe we should erase it.

And all this time, you were fixing machines,
When you should have been fixing you,
But I'm so happy that you never really wanted to.

If there's only one sure thing that I know,
Someday the world's gonna bow before this cowardly two-man show.


Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho, Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho.
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho, Whoa-ho whoa-ho-oh-whoa.

Now listen. Did you hear that?
It sounds like the sound of meat sizzling.

I know this guy who deals in the action.
He lives his life looking for a reaction.
He got a sight line sighted on the Eye of Horus,
And he drives, and he drives in a '94 Taurus.

He left his wife for a fucking machine,
'Cause he never had a fucking clue,
And I know that's neither here nor there with you.

Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho, Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho.
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho, Whoa-ho whoa-ho-oh-whoa.

If there's only one sure thing that I know,
Someday the world's gonna bow before this cowardly two-man show. Hey!
If there's only one sure thing that I know,
Someday the world's gonna bow before this cowardly two-man show.

You got a lot of guitars, but you don't play guitar.