iRONiC Songtext
von E.M.S

Uh
Right?
Yeah
So I be on tha high-tension wire
So, I be a little bit high right now
Right?

I say, "Wait! baby don′t move"
I teh her say, "Wait, baby don't move"

I say, Slow down, slow down, be ma woman, pretty veronica (nica)
You got a boyfriend, pretty diva?
If you′re a gold digger, I'm a killer (killer)
Slow down, slow down, be my woman, pretty veronica (nica)
You got a boyfriend, pretty diva?
If you're a gold digger, I′m a killer (killer)


Met this pretty snitch at a bar named "trips"
In the middle of a solar eclipse
Couple minutes later got ma hand on her hips
Now, we at ma crib listenin′ to Threezzy's "Wet Lips"
Fuck, you got a body that a man could′ve asked for
"God's creativity," she replied
I′m an Atheist, bitch, so you know
Don't come here tellin′ me religious shit, for the rec
She said, "Bae, I'm an atheist just like you"
"We ain't gotta go to church, not even once in a blue"
"I got my whole mind set on nothin′ but you"
"Plus, you got the type-a shit tha′ makes a girl bring two"
You got few?
"Silly you, I got a lot of friends, even lesbians, too
Might invite 'em another day
But right now it′s me and you, charmin' mo′fucker
By the way, bae, I got ma bills to pay, got ma hair to make
Manicure, pedicure, shit, I'm runnin′ late"
"Who's gon pay for those shit?" I asked
"Well, you of course, bae," she replied
Uh, the fuck is you sayin'?, You cray?
Smoked a little marijuana, lately?
She put me in the bed, hopped right on ma dick
You know I ride dirty, In the mornin′, I said

I say, "Wait!, baby don′t move"
I teh her say, "Wait!, baby don't move"

I say, Slow down, slow down, be ma woman, pretty veronica (nica)
You got a boyfriend, pretty diva?
If you′re a gold digger, I'm a killer (killer)
Slow down, slow down, be my woman, pretty veronica (nica)
You got a boyfriend, pretty diva?
If you′re a gold digger, I'm a killer (killer)

Breakin′ ma glass, you know how much e costs?
Couple hunnid dollars I spent on tha shit
Destroyin' ma phone, you know how much e costs?
Now, Put it on your mind, you gon be payin' for tha shit
Stealin′ my watch, you know how much e costs?
"Close to a mill?"
Do I look tha stupid?
Lyin′ to my face, tellin' me, ′Really, Bae, I lur you'
Now, you breakin′ my heart, you know how much e costs?


Priceless, I can't handle it
News flash; ma girl′s pretty famous now
Fuckin' all 'em niggas in the hood while she′s drainin′ 'em
Now she got a couple million dollars in her bank account
"E.M.S, wha′ is you doin'? what′s goin' on?"
"You don′t touch ma body no more"
"Is you seein' somebody else? please, bae, say something"
It's all ′cause I accepted the fact that
I′m havin' an affair with a bitch that has a
Fuckin′ reputation, plus her attitude's fucked up
Never saw it comin′, mo'fucker, I ain′t a psychic
But I am the man, solution is a big kick
Your plans ain't goin' how it supposed to, bad shit
Tryna cover-up and then pretend just like you′re decent
Tryin′ hard to get me back
Really girl, you're bitter and literally so ridiculous
Baby, I can′t trust you"

I say, "Wait! baby don't move"
I teh her say, "Wait, baby don′t move"

I say, Slow down, slow down, be ma woman, pretty veronica (nica)
You got a boyfriend, pretty diva?
If you're a gold digger, I′m a killer (killer)
Slow down, slow down, be my woman, pretty veronica (nica)
You got a boyfriend, pretty diva?
If you're a gold digger, I'm a killer (killer)

Evolution is a witch, her daughter is a bitch
Who gave birth to a baby who turned out to be a snitch
Her dad is missing; lost right deep in a pit
Fuckin′ ironic how the momentum runs in the blood
Family tree of hoodwinks and porn-stars
Her little baby′s grown-up now and it's her turn
To run the city down like nobody else
Captivatin′ my heart, but I told her
"Hey, Bae, you a Gold Digger, yeah, baby, you a Gold Digger"
"I be workin' out my ass, take a look what I′ve become, nigga"
"Can't you see what I′ve become, nigga?"
"And you wanna take it all 'cause you thinkin' ion′t know, nigga"
"You be thinkin′ ion't, nigga"
"Oh, you think you′ve had your way
'Cause I be actin′ like a dumb nigga"
"Yeah, I be actin' like a dumb nigga"
"Get the fuck outta my face"

I say, "Wait! baby don′t move"
I teh her say, "Wait, baby don't move"

I say, Slow down, slow down, be ma woman, pretty veronica (nica)
You got a boyfriend, pretty diva?
If you're a gold digger, I′m a killer (killer)
Slow down, slow down, be my woman, pretty veronica (nica)
You got a boyfriend, pretty diva?
If you′re a gold digger, I'm a killer (killer)

E.M.S