Swimming With My Socks On Songtext
von EJM

Well I′m
Swimming with my socks on
Swimming with my socks on
My feet are wet but you won't see them long
Swimming with my socks on

And I′m so shy
About my little crinkled pigs
I'd cover them with wigs
If they made wigs for toes
Ankle high, knee high
Doesn't really matter why
If you saw my feet
I′d keel over and die
Ingrown toenail
A couple hairs here and there
In desperate need of some foot fungus care


Swimming with my socks on
I′m just swimming with my socks on
My feet are wet but you won't see them long
Swimming with my socks on
Swimming with my socks on
I′m just swimming with my socks on (oh, watch it)
My feet are wet but you won't see them long (those are my socks, stop)
Swimming with my socks on (let go of my feet, stop)

When I was twelve (ay, let′s get it)
I went to a pool party (ay, let's get it)
Brought my pool shawty (ay, let′s get it)
And we were having sex (wait, what)

She looked right down
And she saw my feet
Started to scream
Right before I creamed
She pushed me back
And started running
Now I'm swimming with my socks on (oh)


Swimming with my socks on
I'm just swimming with my socks on
My feet are wet but you won′t see them long
Swimming with my socks on
Swimming with my socks on
I′m just swimming with my socks on
My feet are wet but you won't see them long
Swimming with my socks on (swimming with my socks on)
Swimming with my socks on
I′m just swimming with my socks on (swimming with my socks)
My feet are wet but you won't see them long (swimming with my socks on)
Swimming with my socks on (my socks)

Ay, let′s get it