No One Knows What It's All About Songtext
von Eddie Cantor

Why do men and women love each other
Should they take a chance or should they not
When they marry will they face
Heaven or the other place
Which is which
And who knows what is what

I don′t know
You don't know
He don′t know
She don't know
No one knows what it's all about

Boy and girl try their luck
Preacher man makes a buck
They go in but they can′t get out
Married life, married life
Sweeter than fudge
But someday will they say
Good morning judge


I don′t know
You don't know
He don′t know
She don't know
No one knows what it′s all about

I don't know
You don′t know
He don't know
She don't know
No one knows what it′s all about

Why do I, little guy
Marry gal
Twice the size
That′s the thing I can't figure out

What a life when your wife
Towers above
What the deuce do they do
When they make love

Say, I don′t know
You don't know
He don′t know
She don't know
No one knows what it′s all about


I don't know
You don't know
He don′t know
She don′t know
No one knows what it's all about

He says do
She says don′t
He says will
She says won't
Pretty soon they begin to shout

Hubby throws her a rose
Just for her hair
When will he tenderly
Throw her a chair

I don′t know
You don't know
He don′t know
She don't know
No one knows what it's all about