Get Your Hump on This Christmas Songtext
von Earth, Wind & Fire

Oh, hey, y′all
Anybody else takin' note of what′s goin' on with my favorite holiday?

Christmas has been bastardized
Mass-marketed, commercialized
Overly-politicized
They're puttin′ a funk on Christmas

What happened to the simple bliss
That′s gotten lost in all of this?
Guess I'll give my girl a kiss
And try to get some this Christmas

Love, peace, joy
Beautiful Christmas
Funkin′ it up on Christmas
Love (oh yeah), peace, joy
Beautiful Christmas
See if your wife will-a hump this Christmas

Christmas relations, hey, baby, come here
What?


I'm grateful for so much this year
Like health and faith and yuletide cheer
And most of all, my wife′s big rear
I'm gettin′ me some this Christmas
Let's get unwrappin' presents done
Slip away from everyone
Close the door and have some fun
You ain′t gettin′ none this Christmas

Love (oh, yeah, we'll see)
Peace, joy (maybe I planned ahead)
Beautiful Christmas
Funkin′ it up on Christmas
Love (maybe this ain't my first Christmas)
Peace, joy
Beautiful Christmas
You gotta hump this Christmas

A wise man knows he holds the key
To unlock that sweet booty
That′s why I bought her jewelry
(You are gettin' some this Christmas)
Hooray, Merry Christmas, honey
(Oh, it′s beautiful!) So are you
(I don't know what to say)
You don't have to say anything


Love, peace, joy
Beautiful Christmas (come on over here, would you?)
Funkin′ it up on Christmas (you′re so sweet, baby)
Love (I love you)
Peace, joy (me, too)
Beautiful Christmas
You gotta hump this Christmas

Love (no silent night in this house tonight)
Peace, joy (Cleveland)
Beautiful Christmas
Funkin' it up on Christmas (I love you)
Love (I can tell)
Peace, joy (oh, yeah, this is the best Christmas ever)
Beautiful Christmas
Some holiday funk this Christmas (oh, oh)

So if I got one thing to say
It′s that we all must find a way
To focus on the holiday
But try to get some this Christmas

Because it feels good
Oh, yeah
Merry Christmas, everybody