Song B Songtext
von Dune Pilot

One day I went into this bar and I ordered a Jack
She sat right next to me
Stared at me as if I was a donkey and she began to pry
That crack-whore was really done

She said "OH man you just don′t know how I feel these days"
I said I wouldn't care
And then she lay her hand right onto my knee and she leaned forward to me
I said please just come down

She said that she could need a helping hand and that I looked as if I could too
I asked her to explain
She meant that with a little bit of charity she would show me how to fly
I did not give a damn


She said "MAN you know better than me that you cannot resist
Just for a buck or two"
And then I pushed her away but she was like a - a boomerang
Always coming back

Two times the jukebox laughed at me
The Stones felt sympathy
And I don′t know why I believed it showed me a grin
Marvin ment let's get it on
Then I asked myself, am I a Leo, too
Ian would be proud of me
Suddenly an advice from Dr. Phil
He said use your third arm

But finally only Slayer gave me the chill
I've got a new mask of skin
Only the king knew, which song was right to sing
Look at the mess I′m in noooooooooow