I Am The Progenitor Songtext
von Duncan Trussell

I am the progenitor
And these are my rules

Don′t touch the wobble if it's pink
Or you will age until you stink
If the wobble′s gray like steam
You'll revert into a cream


If the wobble's red like rust
You′ll die and rot and then throw up
If a patch is colored tan
Then your eyes will melt

Don′t touch the wobble if it's blue
′Cause your legs will look like that
If the wobble smells like flowers
Run real fast or we'll both die

When the wobble′s neon green
Then I'm not sure what will happen
Thus, concludes my list of rules
I am the progenitor