Drunken Man’s Curse Songtext
von Drunken Dolly

The night is cold, the night is long
But two pints of beer will surely keep you warm
Three pints of beer, can′t think clear
But at the Fourth, the curse is here

I remember, I was at the pub
I winked at you and then you stood up
You walked towards me and then I got to see
My beer-goggles were not working for me

Another pint... in front of you
You really should stop
But you don't know... how to
OK... last one
Here we come!!!

Your drunk and you fell on your arse
Gravity ain′t your friend you see


Five!
Drunk dial your ex wife!
Six!
Throw some tequila in the mix!
Seven!
Oh!? It's only eleven?
Eight!
Throw up all over your mate

I remember, I was at the bar
I was so drunk, lost the keys to my car
You thought it was a lesson, like hell it was
Stayed and drank all night, so raise your glass

Another pint... in front of you
You really should stop
But you don't know... how to
OK... last one
Here we come!!!

Your drunk and you fell on your arse
Gravity ain′t your friend you see

Your drunk and you fell in love
Your front door key is not your friend you see