Unlicensed Hall Monitor Songtext
von Drug Church

Here′s a guy with a search history darker than a sea trench
Telling you how to live
Closet, crawlspace, and attic full of skeletons
A grown man who can't handle his shit
A scummy fraud who wants to be your boss
Can′t handle his shit

Seen'm all before
There's always one
He′s hard to miss
A born asshole
Keeping tabs on
Running tattle
On the people making things


Seen′m all before
There's always one
He′s hard to miss
A born asshole
Keeping tabs on
Running tattle
On the people making things

There's a guy in a group chat with Klansmen telling you how to live
Just a matter of time before he′s the one twisting in the wind

A grown man who can't handle his shit
A scummy fraud who wants to be your boss can′t handle his shit

Seen'm all before
There's always one
He′s hard to miss
A born asshole
Keeping tabs on
Running tattle
On the people making things

Seen′m all before
There's always one
He′s hard to miss
A born asshole
Keeping tabs on
Running tattle
On the people making things


But man it makes me sick to sing this
But man it makes me sick to sing this